fencer_x | WE KNOW YOUR SECRET, MORIYAMA EIJI.

It started off innocently enough, we were discussing Treasure Box, then Monster Box, and trying to remember MoriEiji's character's name...

fencer_x: wasn't it Zankimaru?

kooriyoukai: h right, too many Zzz names

fencer_x: whatever XD

fencer_x: ZZ Top then

kooriyoukai: I was like, "I know it's not Zabimaru, that's the sword"

fencer_x: LMAO

fencer_x: our fandoms clas

fencer_x: *clash

kooriyoukai: inevitably XD

fencer_x: Renji calls that name

fencer_x: and out pops the character

kooriyoukai: and he turns into a demon wearing a blue coat

fencer_x: "YUKIMURA! Where's Yukimura?!"

kooriyoukai: LOL

kooriyoukai: which then makes him TURN INTO SANADA ASKDL:AKLDFNSDFJN

fencer_x: lxsgjkndhlrgkjehotglzuidg XDDDDD

kooriyoukai: OMG OMG WHY ARE THEY ALL CONNECTED

fencer_x: THAT IS TOO FREAKY

fencer_x: DJKFHDJKGNDFGDF

kooriyoukai: ASKD:SJFHDFjk

kooriyoukai: MORIYAMA WE FIGURED YOU OUT

There you go, WTF Moment of the Week ♥

ETA: IT NEVER ENDS

kooriyoukai: now I have this really funny footage going on in my head where MOri like, has the power to transform himself with a those keywords

fencer_x: LMFAO

fencer_x: like some Magical Girl?

kooriyoukai: YES

fencer_x: fhurswfuihsdfjkdsfds

fencer_x: oh GOD

kooriyoukai: but it only works in that order XD

fencer_x: Oh god, that's AWESOME XD

fencer_x: "Damn, I can't defeat him as Zankimaru! It can't be helped..............YUKIMURAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" *bright flash*

kooriyoukai: *falls out of her chair*

kooriyoukai: and then what does he do? glare them to death?

fencer_x: Tsk, hardly--does the phrase 'hat hair' mean nothing to you?

kooriyoukai: he has a big weenie?

fencer_x: lmfao

kooriyoukai: it's always the unexpected ones!

kooriyoukai: you THINK he'd use his fast-action windmilling arms of speed tennis, but nooo, it's SURPRISE BUTTSEX

fencer_x: omg

fencer_x: you know all those manips of all the PoT teams as Sailor Moon characters?

kooriyoukai: ooohhhhhh

fencer_x: ...........stop me now, because I'm THIS close to doing it

kooriyoukai: PNISH AS THEM DOO EEEEET

fencer_x: fc;hlkmhflghkfg THERE'S ONLY 4 OF THEM WHAT DO I DO.

kooriyoukai: NAGAYAN AS PINK LADY

kooriyoukai: LKASDL:KSAF

fencer_x: s,rfjhbsdkfjhsbfjkbdsfdseflSbawedr

fencer_x: wegakefyuae

fencer_x: swefjdsjfhbdsf

kooriyoukai: kasl;djkaskldnjas

fencer_x: I HATE YOU

fencer_x: "a role Eiji's never played before" = someone NOT in love with Daiki? Say it ain't so!

kooriyoukai: :O

kooriyoukai: don't even suggest that!

kooriyoukai: I need neck holding!

fencer_x: sdlfjskdfjsd

kooriyoukai: I need pointless touching!

fencer_x: that image ;_;

kooriyoukai: I need random jacket grabbing!

fencer_x: mmk, then stereotypicalSeme!Eiji?

fencer_x: All possessive and grabby?

fencer_x: protecting what's his from the ruthless brutes who would do his Daiki harm?

kooriyoukai: XD

kooriyoukai: I'm getting this really cute and geeky Daniel Jackson-esque Daiki in my head

kooriyoukai: oh oh maybe they get sucked into another TIME and Mori is the local man he has to marry to set himself up in the tribe!

fencer_x: if Daiki IS the main character, he could pull his role off with EASE, because it feels exactly like him *___*

fencer_x: LMAO

kooriyoukai: that or Mori is like, his bodyguard a la Indiana Jones

fencer_x: and damn, all this thought of the main guy losing strength as he gets closer to the treasure

fencer_x: HE NEEDS SOMEONE BIG AND STRONG TO PROTECT HIM

kooriyoukai: ...........

fencer_x: and to worry over hiim and fawn on him and say, "I'll protect you!"

fencer_x: sjdfhdsjfhbdsfs

fencer_x: IT SAYS THAT IN THE THINGSMSKFJDSNFKJSDF

fencer_x: "I'll protect you...from myself..."

fencer_x: smdhjfbFYgskufbdsnfsdf

fencer_x: I NEED TO KNOW WHO SAYS THAT TO WHO NOW THANKS.

kooriyoukai: you are giving me the WORST image of one of those cheesey romantic book covers, with Mori carrying Daiki in his arms like a collasped damsel and the wind blowing the Arizona desert behind him and his white shirt ripped open to the waist, mucles buldging...

fencer_x: LMFAO

kooriyoukai: and aslkd;lkfsdugfwei

fencer_x: don't make me open photoshop bitch

:((((( I wound up opening it...