WE KNOW YOUR SECRET, MORIYAMA EIJI.

[fencer_x]

It started off innocently enough, we were discussing Treasure Box, then Monster Box, and trying to remember MoriEiji's character's name...

fencer_x: wasn't it Zankimaru?
kooriyoukai: h right, too many Zzz names
fencer_x: whatever XD
fencer_x: ZZ Top then
kooriyoukai: I was like, "I know it's not Zabimaru, that's the sword"
fencer_x: LMAO
fencer_x: our fandoms clas
fencer_x: *clash
kooriyoukai: inevitably XD
fencer_x: Renji calls that name
fencer_x: and out pops the character
kooriyoukai: and he turns into a demon wearing a blue coat
fencer_x: "YUKIMURA! Where's Yukimura?!"
kooriyoukai: LOL
kooriyoukai: which then makes him TURN INTO SANADA ASKDL:AKLDFNSDFJN
fencer_x: lxsgjkndhlrgkjehotglzuidg XDDDDD
kooriyoukai: OMG OMG WHY ARE THEY ALL CONNECTED
fencer_x: THAT IS TOO FREAKY
fencer_x: DJKFHDJKGNDFGDF
kooriyoukai: ASKD:SJFHDFjk
kooriyoukai: MORIYAMA WE FIGURED YOU OUT

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There you go, WTF Moment of the Week ♥

ETA: IT NEVER ENDS

kooriyoukai: now I have this really funny footage going on in my head where MOri like, has the power to transform himself with a those keywords
fencer_x: LMFAO
fencer_x: like some Magical Girl?
kooriyoukai: YES
fencer_x: fhurswfuihsdfjkdsfds
fencer_x: oh GOD
kooriyoukai: but it only works in that order XD
fencer_x: Oh god, that's AWESOME XD
fencer_x: "Damn, I can't defeat him as Zankimaru! It can't be helped..............YUKIMURAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" *bright flash*
kooriyoukai: *falls out of her chair*
kooriyoukai: and then what does he do? glare them to death?
fencer_x: Tsk, hardly--does the phrase 'hat hair' mean nothing to you?
kooriyoukai: he has a big weenie?
fencer_x: lmfao
kooriyoukai: it's always the unexpected ones!
kooriyoukai: you THINK he'd use his fast-action windmilling arms of speed tennis, but nooo, it's SURPRISE BUTTSEX
fencer_x: omg
fencer_x: you know all those manips of all the PoT teams as Sailor Moon characters?
kooriyoukai: ooohhhhhh
fencer_x: ...........stop me now, because I'm THIS close to doing it
kooriyoukai: PNISH AS THEM DOO EEEEET
fencer_x: fc;hlkmhflghkfg THERE'S ONLY 4 OF THEM WHAT DO I DO.
kooriyoukai: NAGAYAN AS PINK LADY
kooriyoukai: LKASDL:KSAF
fencer_x: s,rfjhbsdkfjhsbfjkbdsfdseflSbawedr
fencer_x: wegakefyuae
fencer_x: swefjdsjfhbdsf
kooriyoukai: kasl;djkaskldnjas
fencer_x: I HATE YOU

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fencer_x: "a role Eiji's never played before" = someone NOT in love with Daiki? Say it ain't so!
kooriyoukai: :O
kooriyoukai: don't even suggest that!
kooriyoukai: I need neck holding!
fencer_x: sdlfjskdfjsd
kooriyoukai: I need pointless touching!
fencer_x: that image ;_;
kooriyoukai: I need random jacket grabbing!
fencer_x: mmk, then stereotypicalSeme!Eiji?
fencer_x: All possessive and grabby?
fencer_x: protecting what's his from the ruthless brutes who would do his Daiki harm?
kooriyoukai: XD
kooriyoukai: I'm getting this really cute and geeky Daniel Jackson-esque Daiki in my head
kooriyoukai: oh oh maybe they get sucked into another TIME and Mori is the local man he has to marry to set himself up in the tribe!
fencer_x: if Daiki IS the main character, he could pull his role off with EASE, because it feels exactly like him *___*
fencer_x: LMAO
kooriyoukai: that or Mori is like, his bodyguard a la Indiana Jones
fencer_x: and damn, all this thought of the main guy losing strength as he gets closer to the treasure
fencer_x: HE NEEDS SOMEONE BIG AND STRONG TO PROTECT HIM
kooriyoukai: ...........
fencer_x: and to worry over hiim and fawn on him and say, "I'll protect you!"
fencer_x: sjdfhdsjfhbdsfs
fencer_x: IT SAYS THAT IN THE THINGSMSKFJDSNFKJSDF
fencer_x: "I'll protect you...from myself..."
fencer_x: smdhjfbFYgskufbdsnfsdf
fencer_x: I NEED TO KNOW WHO SAYS THAT TO WHO NOW THANKS.
kooriyoukai: you are giving me the WORST image of one of those cheesey romantic book covers, with Mori carrying Daiki in his arms like a collasped damsel and the wind blowing the Arizona desert behind him and his white shirt ripped open to the waist, mucles buldging...
fencer_x: LMFAO
kooriyoukai: and aslkd;lkfsdugfwei
fencer_x: don't make me open photoshop bitch

:((((( I wound up opening it...





I'm sorry.

Comments

[alieu.livejournal.com]

XD;;

Nagayan is so an honorary *pnish* member.

[alieu.livejournal.com]

o_o;;;;;;

.......ow. Ow. Owowowowow. *cradles head*

[yami-jay.livejournal.com]

*brain breaks* fd;haerjfbrdaljkfgbdrjklafghdabg

GOD! You just broke it!

[gyuche.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuuhhhh duhhhhhhhh duhhhhhhhhhh hehhhheehhhhehhhhehhhh durrrr...

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[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

*prints it*

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

.......I Can't believe I didn't notice it was Daiki until... what, hours later?!?!?! He looks so strangely right.... XD

[renji-fan1185.livejournal.com]

*blink blink* ....

*tilts head* ...oooooooooooo

[annaoni.livejournal.com]

That's.. so.. very.. wrong. @.@

You're the new goddess of crack XD

[katsu.livejournal.com]

*just simply DIES*

[hamykia.livejournal.com]

OMG those front covers.... I'd actually buy that