I'm bored still

[fencer_x]

Flist: write me funny haikus involving *pnish*+Nagayan fandom ♥ (and of course all related boys and girls :D).

I'll start:

Oh my dear sweet lord.
Gaku's fly is open wide.
Heaven help us all.

Also:

Eiji's pencil case.
He may never get it back
Unless he bottoms.

More!

Tuti's English skills
Don't extend beyond, "Fuck you."
Still, better than most.

Besshi Keiichi:
Daiki's road-tripping buddy
And cameraman.

Touching all the time
The Marrieds are domestic
And make Tuti _o_ (stfu it counts >_>)

Sano Mizuki:
No *pnish* without his help
Aniki is ♥.

Who the hell is this
Mysterious Motoki?
I don't think he's real.

Comments

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

Haikus are actually supposed to make sense ??

The flame was bright.
His eye open.
The eyelashes burned.

Fear.
It's what Gaku should feel.
A Tuti glare.

Okay, that's all I got :D :D :D *waits for people who can write*

[fencer-x.livejournal.com]

...These are HILARIOUS but...

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

...................sure I...totally knew that.

...those were obviously fake haikus. Haha. Ha.

[lavenderlilly.livejournal.com]

Lame haiku, here I come~! XD;;

Up at 4am
Gain's line was already long
The third child awaits

A long hood jacket
The hell does that even mean
Gaku is so weird

Your hair is so long
And your face is so pretty
But what's with the beard

He loves his florals
And maybe Nagayama
That Tsuchiya guy

A latte one day
A frappucchino the next
He loves his Starbucks

Hats, hats all the time
Eiji, thirty-one years old
Where is all your hair

His glare just might kill
As he stomps around the stage
Oh no, Leadermode!

Always so quiet
He holds the group together
We love you, Wasshi

His name is Eiji
They call him Fuku-leader
He prefers Sexy

Gaku tags along
With Tuti and Nagayan
Oh please no threesomes

Daiki and Eiji
Always so ichaicha
A fandom is born

[amyused.livejournal.com]

A girl he is not
Even if small kids think so
Oh, poor Nagayan


(Man that's a lame haiku... XD;)

[dria-uesugi.livejournal.com]

XDDD Love the one about Tuti's English skills ♥

These are hard!

[innusiq.livejournal.com]

It's the whole me getting confused between word count and syllable count *sigh* But here's my efforts:

Both oblivious
yet denial gives away
they are obvious

It's hidden within
Posts seeming unrelated
undeciphered truths

"I want you," he says
and continues, "I need you."
"I love you…" he fails.

Yellow - the color
of the sun shining brightly
reminds me of you

Leader, he is strong
and I am the only one
to make him weak-kneed

Sakura blossoms
I take your hand as they fall
I know this is love

Mesmerized by you
breathing quickened by your touch
I am completed

Plaid and floral clash
Some say just like you and me
but what do they know?

It's love at first sight
not that I understand it
it is what it is


And yet in the end, this was fun!

[fullmetalkatu.livejournal.com]

Thank you Tsuchiya;
I believe that September
is a real city.