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So, I held off talking about this until Mitsuru posted her report, because I was really confused during the talk and didn't want to mess up what was potentially something insanely hilarious.

Well, Mitsuru's posted her report now, and I can firmly say this:

TUTI HAS THE WEIRDEST, CREEPIEST, KINKIEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD

Fact. Fact, I tell you.

So apparently, Nagayan has a little...we'll call it a fetish.

He gets off on the smell of farts.

Yes, farts. Flatulence. Gas.

It seems to have started out innocent enough -- you know how a group of guys can be sometimes, anything related to bodily functions is subject to being made fun of or joked about, so I can definitely see someone letting one rip and everyone finding it hilarious (ala TobePani with the guys all on the bed XD)

But apparently it escalated into such an event as, whenever Eiji felt the need to fart, he would CALL NAGAYAN OVER to have him smell it.

What. The. Flying. FUUUUUCK.

And Nagayan would DO IT. And of course it'd be rank, but apparently the worse it smelled, the more excited it made Nagayan (I'm picturing something really naughty right now, but I'm GUESSING it was supposed to be the hilarity of it all made him super high-tension ala Tuti?).

So there you have it. Farts turn Nagayan on.

Date: 2009-02-12 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com
-_________________________-

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

Date: 2009-02-12 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boredkitty.livejournal.com
*is speechless*

...Nagayan... you...

WTF?!!

Date: 2009-02-12 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hibimaosuki.livejournal.com
.......................

Nagayan. I. Um.

No words.

Date: 2009-02-12 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cavechan.livejournal.com
omg. "waaat" indeed.

Date: 2009-02-12 02:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arkenxin.livejournal.com
Omfg nagayan .___________.

Date: 2009-02-12 03:07 am (UTC)

o_o

Date: 2009-02-12 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hitome-bore.livejournal.com
Well crap! Now we've got to rewrite all the fics, change all the bios, and reevaluate the personality sheets!

Fandom will never be the same again *weeps*

Re: o_o

Date: 2009-02-12 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fencer-x.livejournal.com
Damn that I'm at work right now >_>

Something along the lines of: Turn ons: haute couture, playing with his niece, smelling people's farts ???

:D

Date: 2009-02-12 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tonomurajiro.livejournal.com
*palms face*

Date: 2009-02-12 05:20 am (UTC)
ext_79345: (Moeeeee)
From: [identity profile] scratchbook.livejournal.com
Yes. They're perfect for each other. WEIRDOS *hearts*

Date: 2009-02-12 09:18 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-02-12 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amyused.livejournal.com
Oh god, what the hell? XD; Well, that's something my Japanese language skill wasn't good enough to figure out... Wow... just... what?

Date: 2009-02-12 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamykia.livejournal.com
shall we asume Tuti's smell really bad then?
OMG this is possibly the weirdest thing I've ever read about
WTH??

Date: 2009-02-12 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hamykia.livejournal.com
And... and the thing about MoriEiji is just so....
*still in shock*

Date: 2009-02-13 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazydya.livejournal.com
i just fell off my chair.
+________________+

i r dead.

from too much laughter.
and snorting.

nagayan! you CREEP!!!
lmao

this is a bigger WHAT than finding out i passed my japanese oral exam . what.

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