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Oh my god. MY CONVERSATION WITH THIS NADINE GIRL.

It makes me lose faith in humanity.

Also, I now propose a new fandom project: SEND TUTI GET-WELL-SOON-FROM-GAY CARDS!!

Yes, we will send him a FLOOD of cards with well-wishes and get-better-soon messages to facilitate his recovery from The Gay!

WHO'S WITH ME? Feel free to leave a reply with your message here and I will add it to the big card I'll mail to Nelke, which will have lots of pictures of women with big breasts glued to it, as well as images I've printed out of footballs and baseballs and dogs and snakes and Other Manly Stuff ♥

Date: 2009-01-07 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dilettantka.livejournal.com
Obviously, the man needs an emergency drop of He-Man and G.I. Joe action figures!!! WITH THE PANTS ON, PEOPLE, no mocking the unwell!

How about some little models of the Washington Monument for him to build? Rocket ships? Long, sleek bullet trains? ZEPPELINS?

Date: 2009-01-07 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fencer-x.livejournal.com
Yes!! Long, stick-shaped images will remind him that he has a PENIS and vaginas are perfectly shaped to hold them!

I may purchase a sausage for him as well, as he seems to not be eating right. Maybe a banana or two. Some carrots.

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