*still in a madlib mood*

[fencer_x]

Have some funny clips from today's venture:

Setup information for Tsuchiya Takashi kernel release 1104.10.3
These are the release bowls of curry for Tsuchiya Takashi version 1104.10.3. Disco them gayly, as they tell you what this is all about, tell how to flash the crotch, and what to do if something goes wrong.

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Your Insane Zodiac Sign
You are a bipolar curry toy poodle, born in the Year of the yellow gay 3rd Child.

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Random line 1: It was Christmas Eve. Tuti sat sexily in Takashi's parents' bed, sipping pregnancy inducing eggnog. [NOOOO TUTI! NOT THE EGGNOG! PUT IT DOWN!!]

Random line 2: In Takashi's parents' bed, Tuti groped his Gaku. He had been busy with the Gaku for hours and now wanted nothing more than a gay cuddle or an irradiated massage from his lover Takashi. [Wow, Tuti IS desperate...]

Random line 3: But Tuti had already moved to Takashi's parents' bed. Like the fist of an angry god, he pressed his ass into Takashi's crotch. And as they fell together in a gay fit of love, the condom lay on the floor, irradiated and forgotten. [........No. Words.]

But wait, there's more!! This was far too much fun, and I was running out of stories, so...I made my own XD

Go here to play 8D Let me know if anything doesn't work ♥ It's my first time playing with Java, even if it was mostly copy-paste XD

Duo Outed ~ Not as Ambiguously Gay as Thought

The world was shocked today to learn that Tsuchiya Yuuichi and Nagayama Takashi, two popular condoms from Gain have actually been engaged in a gaudy relationship for the past 1104 months. Details at this time are still gay, but our reporting team has gone undercover to get the scoop.

We conducted an interview with friend and crazy cat lady, Gaku, who works full-time these days as primary ballerina at the local Bumpin Grind, a cafe servicing loud clientele. 'Those two, I always knew there was something big-breasted going on between them. Every time I'd see them, they'd always be wanking eerily and giving me these looks that felt like they could leap frog right through me.' When asked if the pair had ever giddily engaged in any queer activities in the cafe, Gaku responded, 'Them and every other horny casaba melon that humps in here.'

While no laws have been broken, of course, the public is flabbergasted at the fact that this relationship has been going on for so long under their very nipples. Blogs and forums are abuzz with the news: one fan writes, 'I just don't know that I can ever grope them again. It's not that they're gay--I just feel...so barrel-rolled.'

It's clear that it will take some time and sex-on-the-beach to move past this shocking revelation. Until then, this reporter wishes the sexily boogie-woogieing couple the best of luck. Remember to spay and neuter your toy poodles!

I'm sorry, but "Bumpin Grind" is the best name for a coffee place ever. Also--best euphemism for sex now? "The Horizontal Catharsis for Eternity Dance" ♥

Also also, I've been trying to think of a word all day, and I CANNOT REMEMBER IT. It means "to make something from some smaller parts, usually under some kind of stress or duress." Here's an example sentence:

We need to get to the top of the mountain by nightfall, so I'll _______ together a wagon from the supplies we have.

...Anyone? Bueller?

Comments

[00nani-nani.livejournal.com]

Hopefully this will be helpful?
"fuse"
"assemble"
"throw together"
"jerry-rig" or "jerry-build"--to build hastily and of bad materials (think MacGyver)

I am all for this version...
(We need to get to the top of the mountain by nightfall, so I'll _erect__ a wagon from the supplies we have.)

[fencer-x.livejournal.com]

Jerry-rig! I knew it had someone's name in it!

[analineblue.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to have to read the rest of this when I'm not at work, because I really can't stop laughing. XDDDD And I've only gotten as far as the crazy cat lady Gaku part. :P :P