Confession

[fencer_x]

I have a confession to make. I like America's Next Top Model and Project Runway. Yes, it's true.

I started watching ANTM when I was bored last summer and there was a marathon on Bravo. Same for Runway. WTF, people. These are the best shows ever, I swear. And I hate reality TV.

But I've been watching so much of both lately, that now horribly awesome ideas get into my head.

Like Nippon's Next Seiyuu and stuff.

Can you imagine the challenges? SERIOUSLY. "All right, contestants--are you ready to hear about today's recording session?" *loud cheers from the group* "Excellent! Because today you're going to be recording...a yaoi sex scene." *stunned silence* "Your scripts are provided for you--you can see each of you has been assigned either an uke or seme role, so you'll be judged not only on delivery and enunciation, but also if your tone evokes the appropriate sexual role. Ready? You have five minutes to get into character GO GO GO!"

...I want to see that show so bad now. Sometimes I hate me.

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[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

HOLY MARY MOTHER OF JESUS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I LOVE ANTM TOO *____* They showed season 4 or something here and I'd go gay for Tyra. :D I also nearly auditioned (meaning thought about it for a second) for the australian version last tuesday but figured it wouldn't be the same.

BUT I WANT THIS NEW SHOW. CAN TATSUYA & KONDOU BE ON IT PLEASE

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

By the way, I also had a dream last night that I met you in Japan, and we went to some 4-man play in a student theatre featuring Tuti, two unknowns and a guy I work with called Paul. What the hell? You were annoyed at me because I always ended up sitting with the seat that had a pole in front, and kept clambering over the seats to find a proper viewpoint. :/

Tuti was a little bit mad in the head.

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

CAN TUTI BE MISS J

[fencer-x.livejournal.com]

I WANT YOU TO KNOW I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED LAUGHING AT THIS. I HATE YOU.

...FUCK NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AN ICON OF THAT.

WHO IS TWIGGY???

DOES THIS MAKE NAGAYAN HEIDI KLUM?

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

I HATED TWIGGY, I SWEAR SHE WAS RACIST. EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS IN AB FAB. THEREFORE...

...I'LL LEAVE THAT IN YOUR HANDS OTHERWISE I'LL SAY AIBA.

But Tuti MUST be Miss J. After all the simpering and sucking up of the other judges, we'll have his frank, honest and brutal crazy opinion. Plus the crossdressing. He'll be Miss T. <3

WHO IS TYRA!??!?!

[fencer-x.livejournal.com]

TWIGGY IS OLD AND NO ONE REALLY LIKES HER. SHE CAN BE GAKU. IT WILL BE ALL THE MORE HILARIOUS BECAUSE MISS T WILL HAVE TO SIT BESIDE HER/HIM.

God Tuti would be BRUTAL. "Ok, okay oh my GOD would you just--just shut it, for one moment. It's step left, step right, step left, step FORWARD you ignorant SHIT. I--really I have no time to deal with this right now. I'm going to go have a smoke, and when I come back you had damn well better keep up with me unless you want to be dancing to Backstreet Boys for the rest of your life."

[fencer-x.livejournal.com]

"There are two people before me...but I only have one script in my hand... And that script bears the name...of the actor or actress who will still be in the running towards becoming Nippon's Next Top Seiyuu.

Tatsuya...your energy is boundless, and flows beautifully into your work. Your singing has, everyone is in agreement on, improved drastically since casting. But the judges are concerned--is this peanut fetish just a passing fad? Or will it possibly interfere with a future career in voice acting?

Kondou...your rich, deep voice could send any girl in her right mind staggering to her knees. You've continually delivered sound bite after sound bite of amazing audio. But the judges are concerned you can't break out of the gentle seme box you've confined yourself in.

So who goes home? The energetic newcomer with a passion for nuts? Or the sultry, seductive-voiced veteran who's a nut when it comes to passion?"

asdlfiushglfiudshf STOP ME NOW.

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

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LAUGH LEVEL OVER 900000000000000000

THIS MUST HAPPEN SOMEHOW. OH GOD. COULD WE NOT MAKE AN AMV OR SOMETHING

[fencer-x.livejournal.com]

I'M JUST CONCERNED I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING LONG ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY DO AUDIO FOR THAT.

GOD I KIND OF WANT TO WRITE A SCRIPT OR FIC OR SOMETHING. CAN WE PLEASE TO BE MAKING THIS HAPPEN NAO YES?

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

Could we just like, rip tyra's voice or something? Or subtitle it? I could dub it as a last resource, but... :D Fake subbing could be fun. ;3

Ohhh, this is going to be a holiday project. SO MUCH SOURCE VIDEO TO CHOOSE FROM

[sarahofcroydon.livejournal.com]

FIC COULD ALSO BE VERY GOOD.

"Tyra sighed to herself. These kids were so cute, but when it came to singing... they didn't have a hope in hell. On her left, Tuti lit up a cigarette and kicked off his red high heels.
"Is it lunch break yet?"

[cavechan.livejournal.com]

OMG that is too funny! XDXDXD

[x-reggg.livejournal.com]

project runway is the best :D i used to discuss it in my textiles lessons with my friends and say how good/crap they were XDDD

we were granted the permission to swear moderately in textiles coz that's what all the designers do 8D

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

Heee we watched the Project Runway marathon togethaa~
:p

I want to see Nagayan in Project Runway.
Today's challenge : use only yellow and flower patterns. And Nagayan dies.

[fencer-x.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD SALADIFHSLDIFUHSDLIFSD STOP IT NOOOOWWWW!!! Or better yet, flowers and plaid ♥

I can see Nagayan standing in front of the judges, holding up The Bag: "And umm, since we were, you know, instructed to use all the material we had, I used the remaining pieces to fashion this fabulous little bag--a little plaid on one side, some of my flower material on the other..."

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

Know what, I'm sure he's the type who'd win the show. With that kind of bag. And all the ones who'd want to kick his ass would have to face sarcastic!Takashi, and we know that's not pretty.
Yes, Takashi is extremely creative... He really has his own view of fashion. Lots of pink and plaid. Yeah... He wears weird stuff sometimes but he's so hot.

Omg fanart ?

[fencer-x.livejournal.com]

OMG. FANART.

Nagayan totally needs to just, take off 6 months, live in the US, and do that show. And then be zomg famous. Because he'd TAKE that show.

[hibimaosuki.livejournal.com]

I LOVE ANTM. I'm not up to date here, though, I think we're one season behind? Hm. Are we on cycle 7 or cycle 8? O_o

A SEIYUU REALITY SHOW WOULD ROCK SO MUCH.

Off to read your long thread with Lil now XD

[ontogenesis.livejournal.com]

You are so twisted.


... ♥

[eiko-c.livejournal.com]

Nooo I've been wanting to download ANTM's first cycle for a while (because I found my favorite contestant's LJ) and THIS ISN'T HELPING.

And that RP sounds awesome xD

[cavechan.livejournal.com]

I watched ANTM against my will over the summer and a bit before that whenever my roommate happened to turn it on. Definitely don't think it's the greatest show ever, but damn those girls could NOT act (that mascara commercial. I've had to see that episode too many times). Not to mention how they just are in real life too. >_> The show is at least somewhat interesting though (I watched one or two episodes of the new one. Again, when my roommate had it on). But when I watch it, I can't help but think, "Damn. Glad I dropped out of modeling classes."

What about America's Smartest Model or whatever it's called? THAT show is just bad. I hate that guy who thinks he's oh-so-fat. Whatever, dude. And that girl, "What's the official language of Australia?" "Australian? 8D" >_>

[xlallyx.livejournal.com]

That Happens to me too!!
I was bored and stated to watch.. now i Love this shows..
And you Know.. it´ll be so funy if exists a Nippon's Next Seiyuu.
But.. it would be soo funny watch a Project Runaway with Nagayan, Tuti, Gaku..etc..
Imagine what kind of clothes Tuti would make??I know that Tuti isn´t a designer.. but also..
So Funny!!

[hamykia.livejournal.com]

OMG, I'm going to join, just to see if you upload something ^^
I don't know this shows, as I'm from Spain ^^U
But your thread is sooo fun

[fencer-x.livejournal.com]

Ah XD;;; I meant to edit the info--but you're not supposed to join with your normal journal, just your RP journal. If you want to friend the community, that's fine with this LJ, but joining is for participating :)

[nuveres.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* Hi Im Megan and I am also a ANTM and Project Runway fan