more senshuuraku fun~

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I LOVE WHEN MITSURU CATCHES THINGS I DON'T.

I'm convinced I only missed this because we were so far away >_> Or rather, I caught one tiny bit of it but GOD the full bit was amazing.

Some background: this was at senshuuraku, at the 2nd curtain call where Daiki asked Thane to give the final greetings (he was the only guest asked). When he started out, he blew everyone away by starting in fluent English, so of course no one could understand. Nagayan was right next to him and spazzing at the English, while 3-4 people away, Tuti was all superior. They then proceeded TO HAVE A FUCKING CONVERSATION, as follows:

[Thane talks in English]
Tuti: I'm probably the only one who'd understand it.
Nagayan: It's not like you understand it either!!
Tuti: I'm definitely the only one who'd understand it.
Nagayan: (muttering to himself) Why the hell do you feel like you have to repeat it?

GOOD GOD. THEY WERE THAT MARRIED ON STAGE. Just. FUCK. They crack me up so good ;_;

My looooove for these two ain't runnin' dry~

What THE FUCK. So, Noumin-san, an old TxN fangirl who's recently seen the light of Tsuji/Shouta, went to all of the Naniwa events with Tsujimoto/Shouta/BabaRyo/Ebo/Akki, and posted some of her reports from it to her blog. In it, she mentions a special corner in which several of the participants were asked to act out their "ideal married life."

Who else went first? But Tsujimoto and Shouta (HOW DID THEY DECIDE THIS? DID THEY VOLUNTEER??). A transcript of their activities ("Shouta-kun and Yuuko"):

Yuuko-chan is in the kitchen, chopping away at dinner with her cooking knife.
Shouta: "Yuuko!"
Yuuko doesn't hear him, continuing to move the knife. And for some reason, her butt is swaying left and right while she keeps rhythm.
Shouta: "Your butt's really improper!" [apparently the word he used means indecent/vulgar/shameful/slutty XDDDDD]
Shouta slaps Yuuko on the butt.
Once again, Yuuko starts chopping with the knife. And then again, her butt starts to sway from side to side, and again she's warned by Shouta.
Shouta: "Okay okay, enough with the cooking. You wanna...make a seed or two with me tonight?" [in reference to the July T2 event where Shouta proposed to Tsuji by asking him to "make seeds with him" over watermelon or something IIRC] "...Let's get in bed!"
Yuuko: "I'll have to take a shower first..."

s,dfyushkgdufyhskdfs WHAT THE FUCK YOU TWO. WHAT. THE. FUCK. There's fanservice, and then there's taking it a little far like that shit @___@ UGH. YOU MAKE ME SICK WITH YOUR ADORABLENESS AND PERFECTION AND BESTFRIENDNESS AND SLASHINESS AND PLAYING LOVERS ON STAGE IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE. REPEATEDLY.

Also, they apparently discussed the darts date (all of the members had been learning it, but Tsuji was the best, and Shouta had kind of surged ahead of the others obviously because he had lots of "extra hours of instruction"and was on a level about with Tsuji, so Tsuji was an ideal opponent at that point), which went as follows:

Shouta: "I wanted to try them out immediately, so I called up Tsuji-kun, but he apparently had other plans already--but he came anyways...!"
Tsuji: "I couldn't turn him down when he wanted to go out so badly!!"

MY GOD YOU TWO, STOP IIIIIIIT. STOOOOP IIIIIIIT.

AND OH HAY.

GUESS WHAT SHOUTA AND EIJI (Moriyama) HAVE IN COMMON.

THEY BOTH LIVE WITH THEIR OLDER SISTERS. HAHAHAHA ohmyGOD hello stuff that's about to hop into a fic 8DDDDD