On7 Days 3 and 4!

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Ack, I appear to have skipped the past few days of posting about On7! Well, nothing AMAZING has really happened, but fun stuff nonetheless!

Monday (7/13) - GAIJIN ROW DAY! Well, not an entire row, but 4 of us in a row, and then another in another part of the audience :D Me, hughes_maes, imma_holiday, and a guy friend of Paula's named Peter all sat together. I pitied the poor girl who had to sit behind big, hulking Peter, but BOOYA. TOO BAD. (also, it is both awesome and a little weird to sit there next to a big white straight guy and have him lean over during the Little Women skit, staring at Daiki in Eiji's lap, going, "They are so married..." XDDDD ILUSM PETER)

The guys changed things up a bit during Tuti's and Daiki's corner of the elementary school skit where they have to buy some time while Eiji and Wasshi get changed. At the previous shows, they'd always just continued to play irooni, but today, they stopped after one round...and Daiki made a suggestion!

Daiki: "Let's play 'Find the person'!"
Tuti: *...confused* "...aaaaand how do we do that?"
Daiki: "I HIDE AND YOU TRY TO FIND ME!"
Tuti: "Uh huh. So. Hide-and-go seek."

Tuti eventually agreed, and covered his eyes to count to 10. Daiki then ran right over to our section and sat down...in the empty seat on the front row (that girl better have been DEAD to miss sitting there >_>). Tuti finished counting and opened his eyes, and happened to be facing our section, so of course when he looked up...he immediately saw Daiki. It was hilarious watching him pretend he hadn't seen him, waaaandering all around looking until he finally stopped in front of him and smacked him on the head and said stop being an idiot XD

At the end of the show, the guys have taken turns each day for one of them to say what their goal is for the next year. This night, it was DAIKI. He admitted he had 3:

3. Get 4kuyuu on the Eiken! (the 英検 is a standardized English proficiency test made of 5 levels, with 5kyuu being the lowest/easiest, and 1kyuu being the hardest) Apparently he had to take it back in middle school (as many students are made to) and passed 5kyuu, so he wants to pass 4kyuu in the next year! FUCK YEAH, LEADER! Get Tuti to be your tutor (dammit I typoed "tutor" as "Tuti" XD)

2. Get a license! A license to what, he was asked. He wants to drive...a BUS. XD WHY? Tuti, Eiji, and Wasshi were equally confused, but whatevs. Leader is Leader.

1. Take more horse riding lessons. AND BUY A HORSE! Oh Leader...

Tuesday (7/14) - Man, this day got off to a BAD start. nikki_aino got lost, so I was worried she wouldn't make it, and then when I got to the theater and met up with Paula, I REALIZED I DID NOT HAVE A TICKET. I'd stuffed my ticket case into a bag of goods I'd gotten the previous evening, and forgotten to get it out! At 20 min til showtime, it was definitely useless for me to go home.

So what did I do?

...bought toujitsuken >_> (yes, I'm that sick)

I was pretty bummed, especially since it was way in the back, and my other ticket had been near the front, with Nikki. I got into the theater, bid farewell to Nikki, and went to sit in my little seat in the back.

And then I realized that...umm, duh. No one was going to be sitting beside Nikki, because it was the seat for MY TICKET. So I picked up all my crap and then went and sat by her :P DURRR. I'm really glad I realized that XD;;;

Except around about the elementary school skit I REGRETTED IT. Because if I'd stayed back there? DAIKI WOULD'VE COME AND SAT BY ME. Because he and Tuti did the hide-and-go-seek game again, and the only open seats this time were back there XDDDDD DAMMIT :P This is what I get for being greedy.

That was also the point where Daiki took this XDDDDD He hid in the back, and Tuti actually had trouble finding him, and when he finally did he walked up the aisle to him, and Daiki stuck out his phone and SNAP, got him XD We all died, and I was wondering when it would get posted 8DDDDD

Not content to end it there, though, they played a bunch of mini games, like "train conductor" (in which Daiki was the conductor and Tuti had to guess which line he was one, wtf? XD Did get to hear a live "Eeeeh, tsugi wa, SHIBUYAAAA~" (ala Panic Cafe!), then they played Zoo (in which Daiki had to be an animal and Tuti had to guess what it was--looked like a dying elephant, but apparently was an anteater XD), then Doctor (GET THOSE NASTY THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR HEADS. Tuti complained about...something, I forget what. So Daiki told him to go to a hospital XD), and they finally ended it with playing Salmon (which is exactly what it sounds like: they fell to the ground and started having seizures as they pretended to be fish out of water). BEST AD-LIBBING YET.

At the end of the show, Daiki asked Tuti to talk about what he wants to do. Tuti then brought up the *pnish* parties they'd had in the past (I'd completely forgotten about these!!) in which they went to Tokyo, Nagoya, and Kobe (I think?) and pretty much just rented out bars and charged admission, then went around to all the tables and talked to their fans for a few hours XD DAMN. In Tuti's words: "...It was really fun being surrounded by all those girls there just for us 8D" <--OH TUTI. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SAY STUFF TO MAKE YOURSELF SOUND SO SO SO STRAIGHT.

He then said he wanted to do stuff like that again, but maybe this time go to more places, like Hokkaido and all. He then brought up wanting to do more of the Sun Street Live stuff again, and how a while back they randomly decided to see if they still had "it", and went to Shinjuku station and staged an impromptu street live, to see how many people would stop for them now because they looked interesting and not just because they were already fans.

NOT A ONE XD;;;;

The single girl who stopped was...actually already a fan, who happened to be passing by on her way back from seeing another play XD;;;;;;

Eiji then suggested they take it one step further, and host an impromptu SHOW :OOOOOO Just rent out Aoyama Round Theater and not tell anyone, then passersby might look at the little sign outside and wonder, "Hmm, wonder if anything interesting's going on today--oh look!! Pnish!!"

...oh Moriyama-san. I think your brain's getting addled.

Random note to end on: during the last dance, the guys all get to come out individually and do a little bow and a dance of their own, to end the show. It's always Tuti, Wasshi, Eiji, and Daiki last. Last night, though, either Daiki came out early or Eiji was too slow to get out of the way, but when Daiki came to the center Eiji was still there...so Daiki just grabbed him before he could leave and made him do bows with him XDDDDD I clapped EXTRA hard for a married bow :DDDDDD

After the show, there's always the handshakes. Since I'm going so often, I only did the handshake the first day, and will probably not do it again until Nagoya. I only realized last night that this is AN AWESOME IDEA. Why?

I snuck out into the lobby to wait for Paula and Nikki, and passed the time picking up some more goods. A few photosets and straps later, I was stuffing them into my bag and stepping back to get out of the way...when I hear a familiar voice.

And there's Wasshi nodding to the staff and walking right in front of me to get to the other side of the hall for the handshakes. Uh. Wha. I gave him a little nod, because I was kinda frozen in place.

Then I realized "ohshiohshioshi" the others were probably right on his heels. I scurried off to the side so it didn't look like I was just WAITING there (not my fault the goods table was RIGHT where they needed to walk >_>) and sure enough, out the doors came Eiji and Daiki walking together and whispering to each other about something >___> Nnnngh. Had trouble controlling myself.

Had even more trouble when a moment later out sauntered TUTI. Dropped my phone and was embarrassed. AWESOME NIGHT.

I still have 2 more goods sets to get. Will I be hustling out into the lobby again? YOU BET YOUR ASS.