9 November 2008

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From a list of 10 Dos and Don'ts during sex:

8. She Who Keeps Cats in the Room

Here’s a complete list of things cats give a shit about: Cats. Therefore, they don’t care that you’re sharing an intimate moment with a man, they want you to pay attention to them, so they start meowing or positioning themselves so that you’re the only thing they can see. And although you’re not bothered by your cats, the guy on top of you might be a little creeped out that Mittens has decided to engage him in a staring contest, first one to lose an erection wins.


And thus begins Eiji's long and harrowing battle with Master XDDDDD

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