WHAT. WHAT WHAT.

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WHAT THE HELL. BEST IM CONVO EVER:



So, some random kid IMs me out of the blue, turns out he did a search for "Courtney" and, I guess, picked a random screen name that popped up. Here is our convo, with the first part cut off cause i was kicked. sage269300 is me, bmwells2412 is said kid. Harass him all you like. I'm rarely on AIM as is.

sage269300: I'm sorry--I was kicked for
a moment

bmwells2412: its ok

bmwells2412: like i said

bmwells2412: mostly interested in sports and girls
(sex)

sage269300: Hah, well there's a surprise

bmwells2412: lol

sage269300: anything BEYOND the physical?

bmwells2412: well im 18

bmwells2412: so not yet

bmwells2412: lol

bmwells2412: you?

sage269300: Hah, I meant--OVER the physical. Any hobbies
rather. There's far more to life than the opposite sex.

bmwells2412: sports

bmwells2412: video games

bmwells2412: most stuff normal guys like

bmwells2412: so where are you located?

sage269300: Well then shouldn't you endeavor to make yourself
stick out? What's a girl gonna look to you for if she's got 20 other guys with
the same interests?

bmwells2412: well

bmwells2412: i dont kno if u want me 2 tell u

sage269300: Try spelling out your words completely :-) It makes you appear more intelligent. And I'm talking about
HOBBIES here, hon, not your endowments. Any smart girl's not gonna give you a
passing thought if you can't keep her attention beyond the bedroom.

bmwells2412: wow

sage269300: what kind of sports, then?

bmwells2412: you're a good guesser

bmwells2412: football

bmwells2412: mostly

sage269300: no, you've just got a one-track male mind.

bmwells2412: play it

sage269300: aaand you pla a typical male sport

bmwells2412: lol

sage269300: Trust me, chicks go for soccer and lacrosse players

bmwells2412: no thanks

sage269300: Meh, have fun with the skanks then.

bmwells2412: so you are saying football players
can't go out with intelligent woman

sage269300: An intelligent woman won't stay, at least

bmwells2412: do you have yahoo messenger?

sage269300: I surely do. Do I use it? I surely don't

bmwells2412: why not

sage269300: Because most of my friends are on AIM

bmwells2412: I have pictures on yahoo IM, you want
to chat there

sage269300: Not particularly :P I don't go for football
players.

bmwells2412: so you don't want to give me a shot
since i play football

sage269300: Mm, no I don't want to give you a shot #1--because
I don't need a relationship right now, or else I'd already have one. And
#2--there's nothing you've shown me so far that would make me really intersted
in you

bmwells2412: lol

bmwells2412: so where do you live?

sage269300: The South :P

bmwells2412: wut state

bmwells2412: what*

sage269300: A red one.

bmwells2412: thats good

bmwells2412: the more red the better

sage269300: Ah, how so?

bmwells2412: because I'm a conservative

sage269300: Ah hah, you get a point for catching the
implication of red.

bmwells2412: I'm not as stupid as you think

bmwells2412: and I'm guessing you're a liberal

bmwells2412: maybe?

bmwells2412: probably?

sage269300: well, you certainly give off that image--if you're
not, make me more interested

sage269300: And no, I consider myself republican with liberal
leanings

bmwells2412: that's cool

sage269300: I like to keep my options open

bmwells2412: though it is cooler to be 100%
conservative

bmwells2412: I see

sage269300: meh, perhaps if you're a 100% conservative you'd
see it that way.

sage269300: I think flexibility is more important

sage269300: so I could never say I'm 100% anything

bmwells2412: I could say I'm 99.9% conservative

bmwells2412: a little flexible

bmwells2412: enough to say I'm not a fascist

sage269300: hah, all right

bmwells2412: although many still say I am

sage269300: Hm, perhaps that's your 'unique point'
then--fascism. I suppose it's better than just being a generic jock

bmwells2412: lol

bmwells2412: not quite

sage269300: well, it's been a fascinating chat, but I only got
4 hours of sleep last night and am thoroughly exhausted from taking the GRE
this morning, so I'll bid you good night and good luck in future AIM
excursions.

bmwells2412: maybe you can look at my endowments
later?

sage269300: Think I'll pass on that, hon. Ask me again when
you're legal.

sage269300: Night!

bmwells2412: i said im 18

sage269300: That's not legal to me

bmwells2412: well it is

sage269300: But not to me :)So no.

bmwells2412: k

sage269300: Have fun--feel free to fap to the screenname, if you
must.

bmwells2412: k bye

sage269300: bye!

bmwells2412 signed off at 2:21:17 AM.