WTF humanity *facepalm*
12 February 2006 12:32 amUgh, dramaqueenspeople. How I hate them (except you, Tuti, feel free to babble about 'nearly being run over' as often as you like ♥).
Valentine's Day Isn't Cuddly for Everyone
I read articles like that and I just want to tell some of these people: GET A GRIP. Who the hell CARES it's Valentine's Day? YAY CANDY! <--that's my reaction. You're single. Oh woes. Here, let me play you a song on this world's tiniest violin.
I'm single and not looking. Andmuch as I babble insanely about the hawt Japaneseish menfolks in my life I don't plan on getting in any kind of relationship for at least another good few years. I have an education to finish, places to go and not be tied down, a job to start. Why the heck would I want a man (or woman if I swung that way) to have to report to?
Maybe that's just me, though. I'm not interested in my own lovelife in the least. So why the hell should Valentine's Day bother me? Bah...
"It is a painful holiday," says Tuccillo, whose humorous 2004 best seller counseled women in dead-end relationships. "I'm looking up the phone number of a store, and I have to be reminded that I'm single!"
*headdesk*
Because nothing, nothing, is more important than GETTING YOU LAID.
"Basically, no matter who you are, Valentine's Day will give you something to be stressed about," says 25-year-old receptionist Bennett Madison. It's kind of like the stress at Christmas, he explains, but worse: "It's got that added layer of romance. Just one more thing to make you feel inadequate."
...Well, here's me. Not being stressed about V-day. Oh wait, I'm making this entry, so I guess that's stress...
Really, intarweb, get a grip. It's a capitalist holiday dreamed up to make you spend money on candy to get you fat thus further capitalizing on the type-2 diabetes you will later develop, lining the pockets of sleazy doctors all around this great nation.
Eat your damn chocolate and shut up ♥
Valentine's Day Isn't Cuddly for Everyone
I read articles like that and I just want to tell some of these people: GET A GRIP. Who the hell CARES it's Valentine's Day? YAY CANDY! <--that's my reaction. You're single. Oh woes. Here, let me play you a song on this world's tiniest violin.
I'm single and not looking. And
Maybe that's just me, though. I'm not interested in my own lovelife in the least. So why the hell should Valentine's Day bother me? Bah...
"It is a painful holiday," says Tuccillo, whose humorous 2004 best seller counseled women in dead-end relationships. "I'm looking up the phone number of a store, and I have to be reminded that I'm single!"
*headdesk*
Because nothing, nothing, is more important than GETTING YOU LAID.
"Basically, no matter who you are, Valentine's Day will give you something to be stressed about," says 25-year-old receptionist Bennett Madison. It's kind of like the stress at Christmas, he explains, but worse: "It's got that added layer of romance. Just one more thing to make you feel inadequate."
...Well, here's me. Not being stressed about V-day. Oh wait, I'm making this entry, so I guess that's stress...
Really, intarweb, get a grip. It's a capitalist holiday dreamed up to make you spend money on candy to get you fat thus further capitalizing on the type-2 diabetes you will later develop, lining the pockets of sleazy doctors all around this great nation.
Eat your damn chocolate and shut up ♥
